Description
Funny dad t-shirt for Father's Day and birthdays. Features a humorous 'If Dad Can’t Fix It We’re All Screwed' slogan, perfect for handy dads who love to fix things. Great for any occasion.
This funny dad t shirt delivers bold humour with a classic fix-it message—perfect for dads who always have the tools and the answers.
Funny Dad T Shirt for DIY Legends
- Perfect for casual wear with a bold, humorous statement
- Great gift for dads who love fixing and building things
- Easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or workwear outfits
- Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or everyday use
Features That Matter
- Soft cotton blend for lasting comfort
- Regular fit for relaxed everyday wear
- Breathable fabric suitable for all-day use
- Durable print designed to withstand frequent washing
Bold Tool-Inspired Design
The design features the exact phrase “IF DAD CAN’T FIX IT, WE’RE ALL SCREWED” in bold, distressed typography with red, yellow, and blue accents. A detailed drill and scattered screws graphic adds a strong DIY theme, making the shirt feel practical, humorous, and visually striking against the black background.
Size & Care Guide
- Available in standard unisex sizing
- Machine wash cold with similar colours
- Tumble dry low or air dry recommended
- Wash inside out to maintain print quality
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96–101 | 66 |
| M | 101–106 | 69 |
| L | 106–111 | 72 |
| XL | 111–116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121–126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131–136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30°C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you — so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 2–3 business days |
| 🇺🇸 United States | 2–5 business days |
| 🇨🇦 Canada | 2–5 business days |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 2–6 business days |
| 🇫🇷 France | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇹 Austria / 🇪🇸 Spain / 🇵🇹 Portugal | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 3–6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5–10 business days |
| 🌍 Rest of World | 10–30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it — no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes — 30°C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2–5 days, then: UK 2–3 days, USA 2–5 days, Europe 2–6 days, Australia 3–6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right — what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid — the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
