Description
Embrace your love for the green with this unique golf-themed sweatshirt, inspired by a humorous take on doctor's orders! Perfect for any golfer who appreciates a bit of wit alongside their swing, this 'My Doctor Says To Take My Iron Every Day And Live On Greens' sweatshirt is designed to bring a smile to the course and beyond. Whether you're a seasoned pro or just enjoy a casual round, this top celebrates the golfer's dedication – and perhaps their slightly questionable dietary advice! It’s a fantastic conversation starter and a comfortable way to show off your passion for the game. Crafted for comfort and durability, it’s the ideal addition to any golfer’s wardrobe, blending playful humor with everyday wearability. Get ready to hit the links in style and with a chuckle.
Why you'll love it
- Features a funny, golf-related quote that resonates with players.
- Made from a soft, comfortable cotton-blend fabric perfect for all-day wear.
- Relaxed fit designed for comfort on and off the golf course.
- A unique gift idea for birthdays, holidays, or just because for the golf lover.
About the print
Made-to-order at our nearest hub for fast shipping worldwide. Delivery: EU 2-6 days · UK 2-3 days · US 2-5 days · Canada 2-5 days · Australia 3-6 days · Rest of Europe 5-10 days · Rest of World 10-30 days. Allow 2-5 business days for production.
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96–101 | 66 |
| M | 101–106 | 69 |
| L | 106–111 | 72 |
| XL | 111–116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121–126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131–136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30°C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you — so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 2–3 business days |
| 🇺🇸 United States | 2–5 business days |
| 🇨🇦 Canada | 2–5 business days |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 2–6 business days |
| 🇫🇷 France | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇹 Austria / 🇪🇸 Spain / 🇵🇹 Portugal | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 3–6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5–10 business days |
| 🌍 Rest of World | 10–30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it — no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes — 30°C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2–5 days, then: UK 2–3 days, USA 2–5 days, Europe 2–6 days, Australia 3–6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right — what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid — the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
