Description
True crime sweatshirt for fans of mystery and spooky vibes. Features the phrase "I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes, And Maybe 3 People." Ideal for introverts, horror lovers, and anyone who enjoys a cozy, slightly dark aesthetic.
Bring cozy spooky vibes to your wardrobe with this funny true crime inspired sweatshirt featuring the phrase “I Like Murder Shows, Comfy Clothes And Maybe 3 People.” Perfect for introverts, horror lovers, mystery binge-watchers, and anyone who enjoys staying comfy during spooky season.
Perfect for True Crime Fans
- Funny sweatshirt for murder mystery and true crime lovers
- Great for Halloween season, cozy nights, and casual everyday outfits
- Perfect gift idea for introverts, horror fans, and spooky aesthetic lovers
- Easy to style with jeans, leggings, joggers, and layered fall outfits
Soft & Cozy Everyday Comfort
- Made from a soft cotton blend for all-day comfort
- Relaxed unisex fit with a cozy oversized feel
- Warm and breathable fabric ideal for chilly weather
- Durable graphic print designed for long-lasting wear
Minimal Gothic Graphic Design
This charcoal gray sweatshirt features a stylish white skull and floral illustration paired with bold typography for a trendy gothic-inspired look. The minimalist monochrome artwork makes it perfect for spooky season while remaining versatile for year-round wear.
Size & Care Instructions
- True-to-size adult unisex sizing
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry recommended
- Do not iron directly on printed artwork
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96–101 | 66 |
| M | 101–106 | 69 |
| L | 106–111 | 72 |
| XL | 111–116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121–126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131–136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30°C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you — so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 2–3 business days |
| 🇺🇸 United States | 2–5 business days |
| 🇨🇦 Canada | 2–5 business days |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 2–6 business days |
| 🇫🇷 France | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇹 Austria / 🇪🇸 Spain / 🇵🇹 Portugal | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 3–6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5–10 business days |
| 🌍 Rest of World | 10–30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it — no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes — 30°C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2–5 days, then: UK 2–3 days, USA 2–5 days, Europe 2–6 days, Australia 3–6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right — what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid — the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
