Description
Funny vampire t-shirt for Halloween and spooky season. Features a retro gothic design with the witty quote “You’re Just Not My Blood Type.” Ideal for horror fans and those with a dark sense of humor.
Add some spooky humor to your Halloween wardrobe with this funny vampire-inspired graphic t-shirt featuring a retro gothic girl sipping a blood-red drink and the hilarious quote “You’re Just Not My Blood Type.” Perfect for horror fans, vampire lovers, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Funny Vampire Halloween Shirt
- Features retro vampire girl artwork with witty Halloween quote
- Perfect for spooky season parties and horror movie fans
- Bold vintage-inspired graphic with gothic aesthetic
- Great conversation starter for Halloween events and casual wear
Soft and Comfortable Fit
- Lightweight breathable fabric for everyday comfort
- Classic unisex fit designed for relaxed casual styling
- Pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or layered fall outfits
- High-quality print designed for long-lasting wear
Perfect Halloween Gift
A fun gift idea for vampire lovers, spooky season fans, gothic fashion enthusiasts, horror movie lovers, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic Halloween humor.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron directly on the design
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend - soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96-101 | 66 |
| M | 101-106 | 69 |
| L | 106-111 | 72 |
| XL | 111-116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121-126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131-136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30�C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you - so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2-5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| ???? United Kingdom | 2-3 business days |
| ???? United States | 2-5 business days |
| ???? Canada | 2-5 business days |
| ???? Germany | 2-6 business days |
| ???? France | 2-6 business days |
| ???? Austria / ???? Spain / ???? Portugal | 2-6 business days |
| ???? Australia | 3-6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5-10 business days |
| ?? Rest of World | 10-30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it - no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes - 30�C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2-5 days, then: UK 2-3 days, USA 2-5 days, Europe 2-6 days, Australia 3-6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right - what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid - the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
