Description
Embrace your love for golf with a touch of humor with this 'The Older I Get The Harder It Is To Find My Balls' golf sweatshirt. Designed for the golfer who doesn't take themselves too seriously, this sweatshirt is a conversation starter on and off the green. It’s perfect for those early morning tee times, casual rounds with friends, or relaxing after a long day on the course. The witty slogan is sure to bring a smile to your face and those around you, celebrating the enduring passion for the game, even as the years add up. This makes an ideal gift for any golf enthusiast in your life, adding a fun and lighthearted element to their golfing wardrobe. It’s more than just a sweatshirt; it’s a statement piece for anyone who believes that a good laugh is part of a great game.
Why you'll love it
- Features a humorous golf slogan perfect for any golf lover.
- Crafted from a comfortable and durable cotton-blend fabric for all-day wear.
- Relaxed fit designed for comfort, whether you're on the course or lounging at home.
- Makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, Father's Day, or any occasion for the golfer who appreciates a good joke.
About the print
Made-to-order at our nearest hub for fast shipping worldwide. Delivery: EU 2-6 days · UK 2-3 days · US 2-5 days · Canada 2-5 days · Australia 3-6 days · Rest of Europe 5-10 days · Rest of World 10-30 days. Allow 2-5 business days for production.
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend - soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96-101 | 66 |
| M | 101-106 | 69 |
| L | 106-111 | 72 |
| XL | 111-116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121-126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131-136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30 C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you - so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2-5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| United Kingdom | 2-3 business days |
| United States | 2-5 business days |
| Canada | 2-5 business days |
| Germany | 2-6 business days |
| France | 2-6 business days |
| Austria / Spain / Portugal | 2-6 business days |
| Australia | 3-6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5-10 business days |
| Rest of World | 10-30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it - no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
International duties & taxes: UK prices include applicable tax. US, EU and international orders may show taxes, duties or import charges at checkout where Shopify can calculate them. If they are not collected at checkout, your local customs authority or courier may charge them on delivery.
Product Safety & EU GPSR
Product-specific safety, care, warranty and EU/NI responsible-person information is shown in the product description where supplied by our fulfilment partner.
If this listing does not show the detail you need for your country, contact us before ordering and we will confirm the exact product information for this item.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes - 30 C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2-5 days, then: UK 2-3 days, USA 2-5 days, Europe 2-6 days, Australia 3-6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right - what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid - the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
