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The Dirty Martini Tarot Graphic T-Shirt

The Dirty Martini Tarot Graphic T-Shirt

Regular price £14.99 GBP
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Our adult tees and sweatshirts run true to UK sizing. If between sizes, order one up.

SizeChest (in)Chest (cm)UK
S34-36"86-918-10
M38-40"97-10212-14
L42-44"107-11216-18
XL46-48"117-12220-22
2XL50-52"127-13224-26
3XL54-56"137-14228-30

Kids sizes run by age (e.g. "5-6 years"). Baby sizes by months (e.g. "6-12m"). For matching family sets, both sizes ship together.

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Description

Tarot t-shirt for cocktail lovers and fans of unique designs. Features 'The Dirty Martini' tarot card artwork with vibrant, nightlife-inspired graphics. Ideal for parties, casual wear, and anyone with a taste for the unconventional.

Turn heads with this funny “The Dirty Martini” tarot graphic t-shirt featuring vibrant nightlife-inspired artwork and bold alternative style. Perfect for cocktail lovers, party vibes, and casual everyday fashion.

Funny Cocktail Tarot Streetwear

  • Perfect for nights out, parties, festivals, and casual everyday outfits
  • Great gift idea for martini lovers and fans of sarcastic humor
  • Easy to style with jeans, jackets, sneakers, or layered streetwear looks
  • Eye-catching graphic artwork designed to stand out anywhere

Comfortable Everyday Features

  • Soft cotton blend fabric for breathable all-day comfort
  • Regular fit designed for relaxed casual wear
  • Lightweight material suitable for year-round styling
  • Durable print quality made to maintain vibrant detail over time

“The Dirty Martini” Tarot Design

This tarot-inspired graphic tee features a stylish skeleton with flowing rainbow hair holding a martini beneath a sparkling disco ball backdrop. Framed in classic tarot card styling, the bold artwork blends nightlife energy, playful humor, and edgy alternative fashion into one standout design.

Size & Care Instructions

  • True-to-size regular fit for adults
  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry recommended
  • Turn garment inside out before washing to preserve print quality
Fit & Fabric

Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend - soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.

Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):

SizeChestLength
S96-10166
M101-10669
L106-11172
XL111-11674
2XL121-12677
3XL131-13680

Care: Machine wash 30�C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

Shipping & Returns

Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you - so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.

All times are from dispatch. Allow 2-5 business days for production before dispatch.

RegionDelivery after dispatch
???? United Kingdom2-3 business days
???? United States2-5 business days
???? Canada2-5 business days
???? Germany2-6 business days
???? France2-6 business days
???? Austria / ???? Spain / ???? Portugal2-6 business days
???? Australia3-6 business days
Rest of Europe5-10 business days
?? Rest of World10-30 business days

Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it - no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.

FAQ

Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes - 30�C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.

How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2-5 days, then: UK 2-3 days, USA 2-5 days, Europe 2-6 days, Australia 3-6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.

Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.

The print quality isn't right - what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.

Verified buyer reviews

What Our Customers Say

★★★★★

"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."

James T.Manchester, UK
★★★★★

"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid - the print is still sharp after months of washing."

Lauren S.Austin, TX, USA
★★★★★

"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."

Mike D.Dublin, Ireland
★★★★★

"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."

Emma W.Leeds, UK
★★★★★

"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."

Carla V.Amsterdam, Netherlands
★★★★★

"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."

Pieter K.Brussels, Belgium