Description
Embrace your inner coffee connoisseur and master of dad jokes with this "Fueled By Bad Jokes and Caffeine" sweatshirt. Designed for the man who appreciates a good laugh and a strong brew, this sweatshirt is more than just apparel; it's a statement piece for those who juggle parenting with a constant need for a caffeine boost. Whether you're navigating the early mornings, managing household chaos, or simply enjoying a moment of downtime, this sweatshirt celebrates the unique blend of humour and energy that defines fatherhood. It’s the perfect way to express your personality and connect with fellow dads who understand the power of a well-timed pun and a hot cup of coffee. Wear it with pride and let the world know what keeps you going!
Why you'll love it
- Features a witty "Fueled By Bad Jokes and Caffeine" graphic, perfect for dads and coffee lovers.
- Crafted from a soft, comfortable cotton-blend fabric for all-day wear.
- Relaxed fit designed for comfort and ease of movement.
- Ideal for casual outings, lounging at home, or as a conversation starter.
- Makes a fantastic gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any occasion celebrating dads.
About the print
Made-to-order at our nearest hub for fast shipping worldwide. Delivery: EU 2-6 days · UK 2-3 days · US 2-5 days · Canada 2-5 days · Australia 3-6 days · Rest of Europe 5-10 days · Rest of World 10-30 days. Allow 2-5 business days for production.
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96–101 | 66 |
| M | 101–106 | 69 |
| L | 106–111 | 72 |
| XL | 111–116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121–126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131–136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30°C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you — so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 2–3 business days |
| 🇺🇸 United States | 2–5 business days |
| 🇨🇦 Canada | 2–5 business days |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 2–6 business days |
| 🇫🇷 France | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇹 Austria / 🇪🇸 Spain / 🇵🇹 Portugal | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 3–6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5–10 business days |
| 🌍 Rest of World | 10–30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it — no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes — 30°C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2–5 days, then: UK 2–3 days, USA 2–5 days, Europe 2–6 days, Australia 3–6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right — what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid — the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
