Description
Celebrate the dad who knows what's truly important with our "Beer Because You Can't Drink Bacon" t-shirt. This tee is designed for the father figure who enjoys a good brew and a hearty laugh, acknowledging that while bacon is a delicacy, beer is a more practical pleasure. It's a humorous nod to the simple joys in life, perfect for barbecues, casual outings, or just relaxing at home. Show off your dad's unique sense of humor and his appreciation for the finer (and funnier) things. This shirt isn't just apparel; it's a statement piece for the dad who has everything, except perhaps the ability to drink bacon. It's the ideal way to bring a smile to his face and spark conversations wherever he goes. Embrace the fun and let everyone know his priorities are perfectly in order, with a cold beer always on the agenda.
Why you'll love it
- Features a humorous "Beer Because You Can't Drink Bacon" graphic design.
- Crafted from a comfortable, soft cotton-blend fabric for all-day wear.
- Classic t-shirt fit, suitable for any casual occasion.
- Makes a fantastic gift for dads, husbands, or any man with a great sense of humor.
About the print
Made-to-order at our nearest hub for fast shipping worldwide. Delivery: EU 2-6 days · UK 2-3 days · US 2-5 days · Canada 2-5 days · Australia 3-6 days · Rest of Europe 5-10 days · Rest of World 10-30 days. Allow 2-5 business days for production.
Fit & Fabric
Fabric: Premium heavyweight cotton blend — soft, durable, and colour-fast wash after wash.
Fit: Unisex relaxed fit. Size up if you prefer an oversized look. Measurements taken flat (cm):
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 96–101 | 66 |
| M | 101–106 | 69 |
| L | 106–111 | 72 |
| XL | 111–116 | 74 |
| 2XL | 121–126 | 77 |
| 3XL | 131–136 | 80 |
Care: Machine wash 30°C inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
Shipping & Returns
Every Beast & Beauty order is printed at the fulfilment hub closest to you — so a UK order ships from the UK, a US order ships from the US. Faster delivery, lower carbon footprint.
All times are from dispatch. Allow 2–5 business days for production before dispatch.
| Region | Delivery after dispatch |
|---|---|
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 2–3 business days |
| 🇺🇸 United States | 2–5 business days |
| 🇨🇦 Canada | 2–5 business days |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 2–6 business days |
| 🇫🇷 France | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇹 Austria / 🇪🇸 Spain / 🇵🇹 Portugal | 2–6 business days |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 3–6 business days |
| Rest of Europe | 5–10 business days |
| 🌍 Rest of World | 10–30 business days |
Returns & Refunds: If your item arrives damaged or with a print defect we'll replace or refund it — no need to return it. Just send a photo within 14 days. For size exchanges we accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalised orders cannot be returned unless there is a print fault.
FAQ
Can I wash this in a machine?
Yes — 30°C gentle cycle, inside out. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly on the print.
How long does delivery take?
Production takes 2–5 days, then: UK 2–3 days, USA 2–5 days, Europe 2–6 days, Australia 3–6 days. We print from the hub nearest to you so delivery is as fast as possible.
Can I cancel or change my order?
You have a 2-hour window from ordering to cancel or amend. After this your order goes to print. Personalised items cannot be changed once in production.
The print quality isn't right — what do I do?
Send us a photo within 14 days and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund. No return needed.
What Our Customers Say
"Bought it as a Father's Day gift and my dad wore it to the barbecue the same day."
"Shipped to Texas faster than I expected. Quality is really solid — the print is still sharp after months of washing."
"Ordered as a joke gift. He wore it seriously to his mate's birthday. Cannot explain how funny that was."
"Got one for my brother's 40th. He opened it, laughed out loud, put it straight on. That's a five-star gift."
"Arrived in four days from the UK to the Netherlands. Sizing spot on and the print hasn't faded."
"Good quality, fast delivery to Belgium, and actually funny designs. Not easy to pull all three off."
