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Funny Santa Lap Christmas Jumper – Cheeky Adult Xmas Sweatshirt
£22.99
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Independent UK run business
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Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Adult T-Shirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38" | L: 40–42" | XL: 44–46" | XXL: 48–50" | 3XL: 52" | 4XL: 54–56" | 5XL: 58–60"
Adult Sweatshirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38–40" | L: 42–44" | XL: 46–48" | XXL: 50–52" | 3XL: 54–56" | 4XL: 58–60"
Kids T-Shirts (Chest / Age):
XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 30" (5–6) | M: 32" (7–8) | L: 34" (9–11) | XL: 36" (12–13)
Kids Sweatshirts (Chest / Age):
XXS: 24" (1–2) | XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 28" (5–6) | M: 30" (7–8) | L: 32" (9–11) | XL: 34" (12–13)
Funny Santa Lap Christmas Jumper – Cheeky Adult Xmas Sweatshirt
It’s not the North Pole… but you can still sit on my lap. This bold and cheeky funny Christmas jumper is guaranteed to get some laughs this season.
Designed for adults who love a bit of festive flirtation, this bright royal blue sweatshirt features a playful twist on Santa’s classic line. Printed in the UK on a super-soft fleece jumper, it’s perfect for Christmas parties, date nights, or just winding up the in-laws.
• Cheeky bold “I’m Not Santa” slogan
• Adult sizes only – not for kids!
• Soft fleece sweatshirt
• Printed in the UK
• Great for parties & pub nights
If your humour’s a bit naughty but nice, this one’s for you. Go on – spread some inappropriate cheer.
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About Our Clothing
At Beast & Beauty Clothing, every design starts with an idea I’d wear myself. From cosy sweatshirts and everyday t-shirts to seasonal jumpers and kids’ clothing, my goal is to create pieces that are comfortable, well-made, and original. Each product is printed to order here in the UK, helping us reduce waste and deliver something made just for you.
Quality You Can Feel
Our garments are chosen for softness, durability, and a fit you’ll want to reach for every day. Whether you’re shopping for unisex streetwear, fun seasonal designs, or unique graphic prints, you can expect clothing that holds its shape and stays comfortable wear after wear.
Sizes for Everyone
We offer a full size range from kids’ sizes (3–4 years up to 12–13 years) through adult sizes (S to 3XL). Our fits are true to size, and many designs are available in both sweatshirt and t-shirt options so you can choose the style that suits you.
Fast UK Delivery
All orders are printed and packed with care, then dispatched quickly from the UK. We use reliable, tracked delivery so your order arrives safely and on time.
Why Choose Beast & Beauty?
- Independent UK brand
- Unique designs you won’t find elsewhere
- Unisex fits & inclusive sizing
- Ethically printed to order to reduce waste
- Fast, reliable UK shipping