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The Dirty Hoe Tarot T-Shirt & Sweatshirt | Funny Gardening Tarot Graphic
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ÂŁ13.99
Regular price
ÂŁ14.99
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Free shipping with orders over ÂŁ50
Independent UK run business
5 star reviews
15 day return policy
Size Guide
đ Size Guide
Adult T-Shirts (Chest):
S: 34â36" | M: 38" | L: 40â42" | XL: 44â46" | XXL: 48â50" | 3XL: 52" | 4XL: 54â56" | 5XL: 58â60"
Adult Sweatshirts (Chest):
S: 34â36" | M: 38â40" | L: 42â44" | XL: 46â48" | XXL: 50â52" | 3XL: 54â56" | 4XL: 58â60"
Kids T-Shirts (Chest / Age):
XS: 26" (3â4) | S: 30" (5â6) | M: 32" (7â8) | L: 34" (9â11) | XL: 36" (12â13)
Kids Sweatshirts (Chest / Age):
XXS: 24" (1â2) | XS: 26" (3â4) | S: 28" (5â6) | M: 30" (7â8) | L: 32" (9â11) | XL: 34" (12â13)
đđ± For filthy-minded plant people. The Dirty Hoe Tarot T-Shirt & Sweatshirt is the perfect chaotic mix of gardening humor and alternative tarot art. Featuring a rainbow backdrop, floral blooms, and a grinning skeleton holding an oversized cucumber â because subtlety isnât part of the design brief.
Whether you love getting dirty in the garden, embracing chaos, or just watering your plants (and everyoneâs patience), this oneâs for you.
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Unisex fit â sweatshirt or t-shirt
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Super-soft, premium cotton blend
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Bold tarot card graphic with âWet My Plantsâ & âThe Dirty Hoeâ text
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Perfect for plant parents, green thumbs & naughty gardeners
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A+ conversation starter (or warning sign)
đ„ Funny. Filthy. Fabulous.
For any inquiries or special requests, please contact us directly through our website.
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About Our Clothing
At Beast & Beauty Clothing, every design starts with an idea Iâd wear myself. From cosy sweatshirts and everyday t-shirts to seasonal jumpers and kidsâ clothing, my goal is to create pieces that are comfortable, well-made, and original. Each product is printed to order here in the UK, helping us reduce waste and deliver something made just for you.
Quality You Can Feel
Our garments are chosen for softness, durability, and a fit youâll want to reach for every day. Whether youâre shopping for unisex streetwear, fun seasonal designs, or unique graphic prints, you can expect clothing that holds its shape and stays comfortable wear after wear.
Sizes for Everyone
We offer a full size range from kidsâ sizes (3â4 years up to 12â13 years) through adult sizes (S to 3XL). Our fits are true to size, and many designs are available in both sweatshirt and t-shirt options so you can choose the style that suits you.
Fast UK Delivery
All orders are printed and packed with care, then dispatched quickly from the UK. We use reliable, tracked delivery so your order arrives safely and on time.
Why Choose Beast & Beauty?
- Independent UK brand
- Unique designs you wonât find elsewhere
- Unisex fits & inclusive sizing
- Ethically printed to order to reduce waste
- Fast, reliable UK shipping