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The Dirty Hoe Tarot T-Shirt & Sweatshirt | Funny Gardening Tarot Graphic
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£13.99
Regular price
£14.99
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Flexible returns
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Independent UK run business
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15 day return policy
Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Adult T-Shirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38" | L: 40–42" | XL: 44–46" | XXL: 48–50" | 3XL: 52" | 4XL: 54–56" | 5XL: 58–60"
Adult Sweatshirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38–40" | L: 42–44" | XL: 46–48" | XXL: 50–52" | 3XL: 54–56" | 4XL: 58–60"
Kids T-Shirts (Chest / Age):
XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 30" (5–6) | M: 32" (7–8) | L: 34" (9–11) | XL: 36" (12–13)
Kids Sweatshirts (Chest / Age):
XXS: 24" (1–2) | XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 28" (5–6) | M: 30" (7–8) | L: 32" (9–11) | XL: 34" (12–13)
🌈🌱 For filthy-minded plant people. The Dirty Hoe Tarot T-Shirt & Sweatshirt is the perfect chaotic mix of gardening humor and alternative tarot art. Featuring a rainbow backdrop, floral blooms, and a grinning skeleton holding an oversized cucumber — because subtlety isn’t part of the design brief.
Whether you love getting dirty in the garden, embracing chaos, or just watering your plants (and everyone’s patience), this one’s for you.
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Unisex fit — sweatshirt or t-shirt
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Super-soft, premium cotton blend
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Bold tarot card graphic with “Wet My Plants” & “The Dirty Hoe” text
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Perfect for plant parents, green thumbs & naughty gardeners
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A+ conversation starter (or warning sign)
💥 Funny. Filthy. Fabulous.
For any inquiries or special requests, please contact us directly through our website.
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