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Vampires Suck Shirt | Funny Retro Gothic Halloween T-Shirt or Sweatshirt
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£13.99
Regular price
£14.99
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15 day return policy
Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Adult T-Shirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38" | L: 40–42" | XL: 44–46" | XXL: 48–50" | 3XL: 52" | 4XL: 54–56" | 5XL: 58–60"
Adult Sweatshirts (Chest):
S: 34–36" | M: 38–40" | L: 42–44" | XL: 46–48" | XXL: 50–52" | 3XL: 54–56" | 4XL: 58–60"
Kids T-Shirts (Chest / Age):
XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 30" (5–6) | M: 32" (7–8) | L: 34" (9–11) | XL: 36" (12–13)
Kids Sweatshirts (Chest / Age):
XXS: 24" (1–2) | XS: 26" (3–4) | S: 28" (5–6) | M: 30" (7–8) | L: 32" (9–11) | XL: 34" (12–13)
🩸💋 Fangs out. Attitude up.
Sink your style into this hilarious Vampires Suck tarot tee, where pin-up meets paranormal. A fierce, tattooed vamp escapes Dracula’s grip in full gothic glam — because not all damsels are in distress.
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Bold retro horror comic tarot artwork
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Burlesque meets bloodsucker with tattooed pin-up style
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Killer Halloween shirt for goths, alt girls, or vampire lovers
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Printed on unisex t-shirts or sweatshirts for year-round spook
🦇🔥 Warning: May cause sudden cravings for midnight chaos.
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